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A satirical idle game where Siri summarises things you can already read, then summarises the summary. Numbers go up forever. It never gets better. That's the joke.
idle gamesatireitch.io
Ian Hogers gets stuff DONE.
Need a website? - Done.
Need a game built? - Done.
Need something baked? - Done.
Need some voice acting? - Done.
Need a bunny rescued? - Done. 
Software engineer. Game developer. Dutch-Australian. I build things, fix things, and occasionally rescue rabbits. No fluff, no corporate speak - just work that ships.
Dev
code · agents · AI · engineering
How to envision ideal code instead of fixing afterwards- I Thought I Was Cursed. It Was a Privacy Checkbox.
- AI Agents = Math.random()
Play something I made
small games, big opinions · the shelf scrolls sideways
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You ask an AI agent for a wellness app. It talks you down to "a simple todo app to start", then adds feature after feature, beaming "All 52 tests passing" every time while search, delete and checkboxes quietly stop doing what you asked. Report a bug and it can't reproduce it. Maybe you misremembered.
interactive pieceai agentsgaslightingsingle html file
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Pick a real country, get its real GDP, and hold back a sea that never stops rising. Three buttons: build the wall higher, develop the economy behind it, or call another nation for help. Every metre the water climbs you pick a boon. None of them save you. The only question is what year it ends.
3d strategyroguelikethree.jssingle html file
new tab B build · D develop · A alert · space pauses
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One door closes, many more open. Every door wants something from you. The same door gets easier each time you go through it, and pays less for it. Some pay nothing however hard you push. Then one slams shut, and all you have to do is look around.
typing gamelifethree.jssingle html file
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Black Ops' Kino der Toten, rebuilt room by room and rule by rule, upstairs and down: the same doors and prices, the Mystery Box (Shaco where the teddy bear was), the perks, the teleporter, the Ornn-a-forge, hellhound rounds, crawlers in the roof. The guns are gone. You hold the theatre as Amumu, Katarina, Master Yi, Teemo, Warwick or Jinx, with their actual kits. See what round you reach.
round-based zombiesleague of legendsthree.jsfan tribute
new tab WASD move · right-click attacks · Q Shift E R cast · F buys · pick Classic for League controls
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A cabinet of small realtime multiplayer experiments: watch everyone's cursors move together, draw on a shared canvas, hop between rooms. Built on my realtime-app-devkit: SpacetimeDB modules in TypeScript, the server always has the last say, clients just paint what it tells them.
realtime multiplayerspacetimedbsveltekitdevkit
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People, guilds, and artists that made the journey fun.